Woody Takes Miami: The Grand Opening of Kings Bowl Doral

After years of planning, everyone at Kings Bowl America is pleased as punch to announce the most recent addition to the royal family: Kings Bowl Doral, Florida, opening May 22nd! A premiere location in South Florida, just a hop skip and a jump from Downtown Miami, we knew that X would mark the spot when it came our latest and greatest location. And who better to lead the way to the site of our tenth - and most epic - Kings Bowl than our trusty mascot Woody T. Pin, Esquire!
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Look at this handsome, 9-foot tall drink of water.
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Woody had a heckuva journey on the way to South Beach. Here’s just a few of the wacky hijinks Woody got up to navigating the vibrant Miami culture:
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Woody Tries Out For Baywatch
Not long after arrival, Woody hit beautiful South Beach in search of a job - preferably one saving sexy co-eds from drowning and wearing a speedo. This didn’t go so well. Woody kept getting mistaken for driftwood and only narrowly escaped being turned into an artisanal coffee table.
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To be fair, that also happened to David Hasselhoff.
Woody Takes Pride
Woody was pleased as punch to be a part of the revelry and positivity that is the beloved Miami institution of the Pride Parade. Kings has always been about acceptance and hospitality for people of all stripes - not just nine foot bowling pins with red stripes painted around your neck. 
Chowing Down at Versailles
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Another heartbreaker for ol’ Woody. After getting a tip that Miami's Versailles is home to some of the most delicious authentic Cuban cuisine, Woody sat down to a plate of Lechon Asado, only to come to a troubling conclusion - Woody has no mouth. Tough break, Woodster. 
Woody Finally Gets to Work
After a few days of enjoying the beach bum life, Woody and his crack team of pinheads got down to brass tax: Starting work on Kings Bowl Doral. 
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“OK, Pancho and Lefty will start by setting up the bar. Middleman, Centerpiece and the rest of yous guys: You start with the kitchen. And I better not see anyone laying down on the job…”
After weeks of hilarious misadventures, the knockaround crew managed to erect the most epic, expansive and awe-inspiring Kings Bowl to date. The only thing left: Installing the sign. And, well.... Let’s just say that Woody’s foreman skills leave something to be desired. Check it out for yourself:
Miraculously - and in spite of Woody’s well-meaning “assistance” - Kings Bowl Doral was completed and now stands ready to take its place in the thriving Miami nightlife, offering delicious gourmet inspired food, hand-crafted cocktails and - of course - our signature lanes and games. Want a sneak preview before it opens its doors? Check out a magical tour of the facilities in anticipation of the May 22nd opening:
Kings Bowl Doral is going to kick off with a bang, and we want you to be part of it! On Monday, May 22nd, doors will open at 6 PM, and if you’re on the first in line, you can get FREE BOWLING for a YEAR!* 
  • First 250 guests through our doors win FREE bowling for a YEAR*
  • Pre-opening entertainment, giveaways & activities!
  • 10 lucky guests will WIN $100 in Kings Cash!
Doors open at 6 PM - be sure to get there early for all the fun!
*Free bowling for a year includes 2 free game of bowling, each calendar month until May 2018. 
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