'Life's a beach and then you bowl': Summertime fun at Kings
Summertime, and the living is easy!
We see you breaking out the sunscreen and pumping up those beach balls in anticipation of a truly bodacious summer - full of sun, fun and other things that end in "-un." (Stun? Nun? Olivia Munn?)
"Kings has everything you need to have fun- all without the sand in your unmentionables!"
With the warm weather in full swing, a day at the beach can be a blast. But it also comes with its own limitations: Picking a day, getting everyone ready and packed, finding your SPF 45 and a big honkin' umbrella. More than likely on a hot summer day, everyone else will be doing the same and your local beach will be mobbed, making driving and finding (or having to pay for) parking an expensive hassle. That's not even taking into account the food and drink situation - at best, you might be able to cram a few cold cuts and potato salad under a lukewarm six-pack in your funky old cooler. And after all this, a sudden rainstorm can put a damper on your entire day, or at least dampen it.
If you're looking for an alternative to rolling out a towel next to an older gentleman with too much body hair and not enough swimsuit, why not spend your day at Kings? Kings has everything you need to keep you and your family and friends entertained - all without the sunburn and sand in your unmentionables!
Every Kings* location features an outdoor patio, complete with entertainment and party games like giant Jenga, cornhole or giant Connect Four. Relax in the sun while you watch the game on our big screen TVs, listen to a few rockin' tunes and enjoy full table service. Forget about filling that musty cooler with ice: Instead, treat yourself to a selection from our executive-chef designed menu, like our gourmet pizzas or tasty upscale finger foods like Bacon Sriracha Deviled Eggs, Kung Pao Fried Cauliflower or Kings' Famous Baked Wings.
Need a little refreshment? Our full bar features an acclaimed selection of beers, wines and liquor, as well as our amazing summertime signature cocktails, including the refreshing Primo-jito, the icy and delicious Luv Shack and our homemade Sangria (both White and Red available in the summer). For those really hot days, grab a milkshake from our Fountain Shoppe - which, for a little extra, we're happy to make an "adult" shake for the 21-and-over crowd.
Looking to beat the heat completely? Our air-conditioned interior is a great place to cool off and bowl a frame or two. And with our Kings Summer Fun Pass program and Sunny Day savings (available everywhere but Orlando), you can save big all summer long!
So what are you waiting for? Make Kings your cure for the summertime blues and see what makes us a truly unforgettable destination.
*Except our Boston location. We know: wicked stoopid, khed.